1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 

6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.

Me: but did you mur-

Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school

12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!

College: It was genocide.