Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
this is the definition of college.
Friend: *comes to me with romantic relationship problems*
Aro/ace me: *tries to remember everything i have learnt about relationships from fiction and tries to give useful advice*
I know this is daredevil but every time the characters refer to Hell’s Kitchen I can’t help but expect a very angry Gordon Ramsay to come out of nowhere to yell that the chicken is fucking raw you dickheads
I DON’T CARE THAT YOU’RE BLIND WHERE’S MY FUCKING RISOTTO
my school bag is so heavy that when i put it in the passenger seat my car thinks someone is sitting there and will not stop beeping until i put the seatbelt on and i just