the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends
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shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
teen wolf + iconic lines through the seasons (insp.)
current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time
me on a date: So what’s your Hogwarts house?
them: Idk I’m not really a big fan of Harry Potter
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Sorry I have to go rn
i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa
Unless, of course, you like the movie.
there was a movie?
there was no movie
me, a simple near sighted person: ah yes what a great day of being near sighted
person: [holds something up from far away] look at this
me: oh man its just„, is so good. thats so cool the way i just [clenches fist] cant see it thank you
*accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight*
I JUST WANT JK ROWLING TO PUBLISH HOGWARTS A HISTORY
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
I'd Much Rather Have a Dragon 