Tag: same

play-sax-kick-ass:

So in french class the other day we had to describe a fruit to someone in french and they had to guess it, and so it’s this football player’s turn, and we’re describing a pear and he’s thinking and then he says “OH I KNOW IT I can’t remember the name but it’s the official fruit of genovia!”

He couldn’t remember pear, but somehow knew it was the official fruit from the made up country in The Princess Diaries

wholitzukoonfire:

oh-my-fancan:

droomboom:

anotherlongstoryshort:

waldosbestfriend:

naidaprimera:

waldosbestfriend:

givemearcticmonkeysorgivemedeath:

masha-russia:

Goblet of Fire Deleted Scene

I want to get asked out like this.

Imagine the planning that went into this.
Like the Durmstrang student would have to have gone to his friends and been like, “hey lads, you know Sally? The one with the hair like the sun from the bird house? I’m going to ask her to the yule ball, and I need your help.”
“Dude, just ask her.”

“No, I need to be impressive! We’re all going to walk up to her in sync, and then we’ll all bow because she’s amazing and we respect her, and it would be an /honor/ if she accepts. And then I’ll ask her, and then she says yes, and then we walk out like the power troup that we are!”

Buddies look at each other awkwardly, “okay…..”

Harry and Ron look so defeated afterward

Because they just wish they could be as coordinated as the slick guys from Durmstrang

And the Durmstrang bros are barely keeping their cool as the walk away. Look at them, they’re so happy it’s adorable.

I love everything about this. When she looks back at her friends and they’re like GO GO GO YES YES. And them being like bro u done it!

This is my new otp! Like I don’t even know their names but i need a 20k fic and I need it asap!!

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW A SLYTHERIN IS HANGING OUT WITH A GRYFFINDOR AND A RAVENCLAW!!???

jewishzevran:

therearenodonutsindeath:

theunvanquishedzims:

Hermione smugly presenting the findings of the international symposium that declared Pluto not a planet as final proof that astrology is made up.

But it turns out that’s what’s been throwing off everyone’s readings so a lot of divination quickly starts becoming more refined and accurate when they take that into account.

Hermione is hailed as a divination savant and that’s what she’s most known in the history books for.

100 years in the future someone writes a book about how Hermione Granger the divination savant was not only friends with The Boy Who Lived but was also a key part of his anti-Voldemort resistance movement. The wizarding world is thrown for a loop. It’s like those memes comparing Martin Luther King jr and Anne Frank.

LOL MIND BLOWN

1998: Harry Potter saves the Wizarding World from Voldemort using his superior understanding of the Deathly Hallows

2016: Hermione Granger-Weasley points out that Pluto is not a planet, rewriting all known astrology formulas and allowing us clearer access to our futures

They attended Hogwarts in the same years and were not only friends, but she was a crucial ally during his Resistance

And yet we think of them from two separate eras! Why didn’t we learn this at Hogwarts? #firebinns

if you go into the library at hogwarts there’s this really pissed off ghost of this witch, always ranting about divination