me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love history, we know, you love history so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love history-we KNOW, you love history you fucking love history ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE HISTORY. WE GET IT.

bro-slimshady-strider:

Working in customer service

NOTHING HAS EVER RESONATED WITH ME MORE

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thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

Dangerous Power 💭 (W/ Alex Mrazek)

Alex: “You know I can read minds?”

Thomas: “Really?”

Alex: “I’ll show you!” [Sounds of blood-curling screams]

Alex: [surprised] “Good gravy!”

Thomas: “Yeah, I got a lot going on.” [internal screaming]

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andream1d:

When you’re way too fed up with harry potter’s shit

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urbancatfitters:

how to pack for college

just keep yelling “why do i have so much stuff”

deny the fact that u have to pack

play music rlly loud

put a bunch of stuff in a box and leave the box on ur bed for at least 5 hours

stare at the box sometimes and cry

look at everything u own and cry

lie down the floor and dont get up at all ever dont do it

Person: why are you a history major?
Me: the failures of men amuse me

Things I Say While I’m Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

My parents: why do you always keep your door shut? What are you hiding?
Me: I’ve been listening to the same song for 8 hours I was trying to be considerate

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whereisyourredscaaahf:

whereisyourredscaaahf:

Exam before you jam. #lesmis #lesmiserables #relatable

Boy (red Spider-Man shirt, popping from a doorway): Hello?
Boy (peering down a staircase): Anybody home?
Boy (closing a window shutter, victoriously): Yes!
Shot of iPod speakers as Les Mis Prologue booms pans to boy screeching along to instrumental.

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