Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)
old school hate mail
Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock
Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead.
The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole
More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.
And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:
- He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
- The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.
Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).
But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters – hundreds of them – and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?
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the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
my senior year of high school, i took physics, and we had a potpourri category in the jeopardy review game. for those who don’t know potpourri categories are a grab bag, and none of these questions related to physics. the question i got was which animal in australia outnumbers humans. the answer he wanted was kangaroos. i said rabbits, and fought him on it for like ten minutes, insisting i was right. eventually he asked me why i was even bothering since my team was miles ahead and would win anyway.
i let it go. until the next day, when i came in with a printout of sources that stated that rabbits do indeed outnumber humans and demanded he publicly admit i was right.
i was ready to fight my teacher for the glory of getting that question right okay you think i wouldn’t have ripped out a girl’s hair over it you’re wrong
kahoot is also hardcore af
iamagentminnesota i have never seen kahoot other than in minnesota
you’re kidding me right
Dude nah, kahoot is the shit
do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
why would you ever think asexual characters would be boring like are you that centered around sex that you think people have no personality unless they’ve touched genitals with another person like oh boo hoo now you can’t masturbate to the thought of them having sex and you actually have to pay attention to them as a character cry me a fucking river and get over yourself
nothing makes a shipper angry faster than suggesting their fave is ace