Tag: I wish I had a twin

rahmimalek:

She looks at me and she’s like, “Well listen, I have a class in about thirty minutes, can you come back and do it for them?” … I go, “Did I get the points that I’m gonna need to pass the class and get my degree?” and she goes, “Yeah, you got the points.” … So I go, “My car’s parked in the red, I gotta go!”