Tag: hp
Luna was one of the most beautiful characters in Harry Potter
#it never once occurred to her to treat dobby as anything less than a human being#even ron had trouble viewing house elves as something other than slaves because that’s all he was used to#but luna calls him ‘sir’ on their very first meeting as if that’s the normal greeting for a house elf#and just look how grateful dobby is#he’s not used to being treated like that#luna you beautiful soul (x)
hp meme → four locations
➥ 2/4: diagon alley“welcome, harry, to diagon alley.”
Do not mistake yourself for a guardian or a muse or a promise or a victim or a snack
You are a woman, skin and bones, veins and nerves, hair and sweat
You are not made of metaphors, not apologies, not excuses
You are not the poem or the punchline or the riddle or the joke
-Sarah Kay, The Type
gilderoy lockhart + book covers
but if you close your eyes …
hp meme [4/7] – seven locations
↳ Number 12, Grimmauld Place“It’s ideal for Headquarters, of course. My father put every security measure known to wizardkind on it when he lived here. It’s unplottable, so Muggles could never come and call – as if they’d ever have wanted to – and now Dumbledore’s added his protection, you’d be hard put to find a safer house anywhere.”
one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like, HUNDREDS OF CATS.
#and how many of those cats were spayed or neutered??#are there rules about spaying/neutering your cat and when were those rules made if so?#do the teachers remember the ‘great kitten infestation of 65?#where they had not just hundreds of cats at hogwarts but HUNDREDS OF KITTENS#so many kittens the students come to hogwarts with a cat and come home with an armful of them#teachers are given kittens#mcgonagall walking into class carrying a kitten#kittens chasing after dumbledore’s robes in the great hall#playpens in the common rooms for kittens#kittens everywhere
WHAT IF MCGONAGALL TAUGHT MANNERS AND STUFF TO THE KITTENS AND THEY EVEN TRAINED THEM TO BE LIKE HELPERS. LIKE THEY COULD LEAD 1ST YEARS TO CLASS AND ALERT TEACHERS TO MISCHIEF OR RETRIEVE MADAME POMPFREY IN AN EMERGENCY
I know that many of you will want to fight. Some of you may even think that to fight is wise. But this is a folly. Give me Harry Potter. Do this and none shall be harmed. Give me Harry Potter, and I shall leave Hogwarts untouched. Give me Harry Potter, and you will be rewarded. You have one hour.
As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all – the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.