upallnightogetloki:

quakerhobbit:

mixgoldenphoenix:

fauxfires:

hrafnsvaengr:

If you ever feel you’re good at driving, just remember that this exists. A roundabout. Made of roundabouts.

honestly the tags on this are hilarious

Americans: *scream loudly out of fear of the unknown*

Brits: once you use it it’s actually pretty simple

Basically, what I’m understanding, is that if I pulled up from that bottom right road, I’d have to go left, do a spin, go diagonal up, go through another spin SORTA, and then just go ‘straight’ to get up that top right road. I…

#i think my favourite tag is ‘when did satan pick up road construction’ (via queen-of-carven-stone)

Funny you should mention that …

Did Good Omens fandom just hijack a post? Well done.

i love the theory up there
“do a spin” <33333
friend u can just effectively drive straight twice as long as no one’s coming with right of way

Class assignment to illustrate some scenes from a book and I used Good Omens. Honestly wishing I’d picked one style to go with all of them but I really ran out of time and was running in different directions with all of these. But anyway I like Azzy in the third illustration x

Dear Terry Pratchett fans,

lord-of-morning:

macdicilla:

prosecutorandprofessor:

How exactly does one ‘misplace the Antichrist’?!

Sincerely,

Someone who is about to read Good Omens and read the back

You know that cup trick with the pea? Imagine that but with three peas. The peas being babies.

And the cups being satanic nuns.

If you’ve never read the book Good Omens, let me tell you what you’re missing

valkyrierisen:

not-a-space-alien:

-An angel who is so goddamn lazy that he makes a deal with the demon he’s supposed to be thwarting so that neither of them have to do any work and he has more time to spend running his bookshop, and who wants to stop the Apocalypse because he loves sushi

-A demon who pretends to be suave and cool but who really just geeks out over his car and loves James Bond and listens to nothing but Queen and thinks gluing coins to the sidewalk is proper demonic activity

-This angel and demon are probably not gay for each other but I mean they’re holding hands on the cover art.

-This angel and demon try to stop the apocalypse but they fuck up so badly that they do literally nothing useful the whole book and somehow it’s still all about them.

-Technically it was the Satanic Nuns who fucked up, but we don’t really talk about that.

-Death (the horseperson) playing a trivia videogame in a diner.

-The four extra horsepersons that were never mentioned in Revelation.

-The antichrist who almost destroys the world because he wants to save the whales

-The only piece of fiction I have ever seen besides Supernatural that somehow manages to include both the Judeo-Christian apocalypse and space aliens.

-The context of the phrase “gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide.”

Pretty sure I need to get this book for my husband now.