Lancelot:[in a crowd and can’t find Merlin] well this calls for drastic measures
Lancelot:[uses hands as a microphone] ARTHUR PENDRAGON IS A PRAT
Merlin:[across the room] WELL YOU’RE NOT WRONG
Lancelot: Ah, there he is.

wtfzeus:

Hera: We should marry Aphrodite off. She’s
too irresistible, she’s going to cause problems.

Zeus: I thought so too. Which is why I gave
her to Hephaestus.

Hera: … You think marrying her off to one
of the ugliest gods going will keep Aphrodite from shagging everybody? Why?

Zeus: … because then she’ll be married?!?!

Hera:

Hera:

Hera:

Hera: You’re
married.

pansexualuna:

heythisisbecky:

dragonschilde:

heythisisbecky:

do you ever wonder what would have happened if the dursleys had actually managed to hide harry’s identity from him until he turned 17

like dumbledore somehow lost track of them when vernon changed jobs or when they moved houses, and for some reason he just couldn’t find them again

and harry potter the boy who lived grew up attending typical schools and his friends knew that sometimes weird shit would happen around him, but they just thought it was a coincidence or that they were imagining it but slowly they all left him and he grew up even more isolated and angry and so he runs away at 16

and meanwhile voldemort knows harry ran away and that he is out there somewhere, vulnerable, but he’s not in the wizarding world, so his death eaters are wreaking havoc trying to find him

and harry obviously has magical talent but he doesn’t know that, but every child in hogwarts does and they’ve learned about him and now know that he’s just out there somewhere, completely unaware of what’s going to happen to him

and some kids it doesn’t bother, but for others like neville and hermione and luna and ron, it’s horrifying to think that this innocent person who should be in their year is going to be hunted down like this

so they decide to go find him before voldemort or the death eaters can

and harry is in a train station on his way to work and is converged upon by about six people who are trying their hardest to not freak out and tell him that he’s a wizard in grave danger, but they know they have such little time

so instead of the wizarding world finding harry at 12, it finds him at 16 and a half when it’s in a much darker, desperate place

i don’t know i just really like the idea of harry potter joining the wizarding world through a bunch of rebellious hogwarts dropouts hiding throughout england and running from enemies he didn’t know he had and learning magic along the way in dark alleys and through street fights

#ollivander gets kidnapped initially because rumour has it that he gave THE harry potter a wand#and voldemort kidnaps him for information on where potter might be#but oh#oh MY#harry potter has the brother wand to voldemort’s own?#how interesting#and yet voldemort would be weaker#without harry’s first year#he might have gone on rejuvenating himself with quirrel and unicorn blood#and even if he performed a similar ritual as in the fourth book he wouldn’t have harry’s blood in it#he would be vulnerable yet to lily’s love protection#and not even know it#on the other hand#perhaps voldemort regained a body much faster#and harry has been plagued with fantastic and horrific ‘nightmares’ for years#susceptible to voldemort’s will#unprotected from mental invasion because he has little love for anyone he’s met in his life#and
maybe this ragtag band of children has tracked him down in ways only
the most brilliant witch who ALSO has extensive knowledge of the m
#and it’s scary and he’s violent with darkness and hatred and self-loathing#fascinated and disbelieving and resentful#but in time he heals and grows#he’s just as dingy and homeless as before#but now he knows his heritage and knows what’s truth and what’s lie#knows there’s at least six other people to stand with him#(i want to believe this au would have room for a draco who saw how horrific voldemort was earlier in his hogwarts years#a draco who shook and trembled and grew pale and who was approached by luna#and convinced to join them (tags via parsethus)

reblogging my own post bc these tags are PHENOMENAL and i can’t stop thinking about the ollivander question and what other witches and wizards would step in to help harry and his would-be classmates throughout london

owls keep coming through the alleys they’re hiding in, dropping off poorly wrapped candy and letters of encouragement. streetlamps have small lightning bolts etched into them with “potter lives” scrawled below. sirius made a quick exit from azkaban when the rest of the death eaters escaped two years past, but everyone just assumed he was rejoining voldemort and paid no attention; now a large black dog has been spotted in london, ruthlessly attacking some of voldemort’s strongest supporters.

a hot meal is always left outside the leaky cauldron. sometimes the plates are empty and a few knuts are left, and sometimes it’s still there in the morning, cold and untouched, because it’s an unspoken rule that the food is only for potter and his friends. the children pulled from hogwarts by their parents out of fear leave their schoolbooks on street corners and hermione grabs as many as she can, teaching the rest of their group spells they hadn’t covered yet and better techniques for defense against the dark arts. one day a broomstick shows up, and ron swears the owl is from hogwarts. ginny teaches harry how to fly in empty underground stations. 

the summer of his 17th birthday, surrounded by the friends he never thought he could have, harry produces his first corporeal patronus. it’s a stag, and sirius, who has at this point joined them, wells up and explains why.

proudneville

bookshop:

caramelandgravy:

duskenpath:

oli-via:

duskenpath:

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

Explain

The explanation is that liminal spaces are in between places that bridge Here with There, so in fairy tales we often have the Fairy Ring, the Forest Clearing, the Sudden Misty Foggy Forest, the Bridge, the River, graveyards, in some cases

We also have a ton of american urban mythology around famous roadways and sites off the sides of roads

Archetypes like these occur to mark the places in the world where the veil goes thin and humans can have extra-worldly experiences, out of the ordinary way of living

So why wouldn’t transient spaces like rest stops where everyone is just passing through from one place to the next, never stopping for too long, not be a liminal space where spirits frequent, too

Especially since nobody would know if they were real or not

This…explains the feeling I get at rest stops really well…

i have to reblog this because this perfectly describes the way i feel about airports and hotel lobbies, and i know that a lot of people feel this way about airports, that they’re these surreal edge-of-reality transitional spaces, but i’ve never thought about them as liminal spaces connected to folklore and mythology, and that makes so much sense, in terms of why we subconsciously react to them the way we do, and i just love this a lot

also, the idea that liminal spaces have a mystic power to lie between two dimensions also really makes me think this is probably why airports and hotel lobbies play such a huge role both in inception the film and inception fanfic.