mechinaries:

toughwaytolive requested: ‘it’s a bit small, said ron quickly ‘not like that room with the muggles, and i’m right underneath the ghoul in the attic; he’s always banging on the pipes and groaning…’ but harry grinning widely, said, ‘this is the best house house i’ve ever been in’ ron’s ears went pink. –CoS<< my favorite book and my favorite part, i’d be honored if you redid it with poc harry! this is a really cool prompt; your art’s a amazing; please take your time; have fun and a nice day!!! ouo

rahmimalek:

She looks at me and she’s like, “Well listen, I have a class in about thirty minutes, can you come back and do it for them?” … I go, “Did I get the points that I’m gonna need to pass the class and get my degree?” and she goes, “Yeah, you got the points.” … So I go, “My car’s parked in the red, I gotta go!”

Men choose Hamlet because every man sees himself as a disinherited monarch. Women choose Alice [in Wonderland] because every woman sees herself as the only reasonable creature among crazy people who think they are disinherited monarchs.

Adam Gopnik (via currentboat)

I swallowed a lung I laughed so hard. Oh dear god I can’t breathe well. I miss my lung.

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