cats – I'd Much Rather Have a Dragon

thistleburr:

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

“Now…bring me that horizon.”

My favorite moment from high school was around 3-4 years ago when the SAME CAT fell through the ceiling tiles in my classes, at three different times and in three completely different classrooms. The custodial crew kept taking him out and putting him outside but it turned out that one of the biology teachers named Mrs. Nutgrass was secretly letting him in and feeding him at night. I don’t know how he found his way up into the ceiling but he had gotten so fat because of Mrs. Nutgrass that he just kept breaking the ceiling tiles and falling through into my classes until finally they made her take him home instead. The funniest time he fell through was the first time it happened because everyone was automatically like “WTF OMG CAT CAT CATCAT CAT” and my teacher Ms. Deckard SCREAMED SO LOUD because he landed RIGHT on her desk. It was amazing

i-bang-bosendorfers:

cat mute for euphonium [x]

caerlean:

cstcrpt:

dinuguan:

it follows

i live in rockland county the cat has rabies and it’s running loose it came from new jersey

shithowdy:

one of my dad’s most endearing qualities is how enthusiastic he is about texting me pictures of his cat

this is charlie

hellhoneypumpkindoom:

medusas-heir:

kdramapanda:

My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.

Yo arguing with cats is literally like this all the time.

It really is and I love every minute of it

susiephone:

chicleeblair:

awesome-picz:

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Thire Crimes.

@

you can just tell they all totally plan to reoffend

catsbeaversandducks:

Catnip is a hell of a drug.

Via Pleated-Jeans.com

pinoccihoe:

pumpkinpiepuppy:

babypaintbrush:

babypaintbrush:

my mom just sent me this

he’s famous

Now this is quality entertainment

I genuinely did not want that video to end

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