vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

cyanideending:

relevantlyrambling:

northisnotup:

vampireapologist:

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

Oh buddy IT’S ABOUT TO BE. I am like, 98% sure this was my high school’s production and I’ve got photos and video clips like craaaazy…

Here are some fun additions… the Mechanicals were also based on the characters of The Breakfast Club (here I am below, eating an actual Captain Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich on stage.)

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…and the one on the longboard was actually our Puck – he rode it through the whole play in the background. Please note his “Forest Cafe” shirt… which we also had logos for on the cups.

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…and we had both a flash mob at the end AND an interlude where myself and one of the other Fairies danced to “Sexy and I Know It” while we were cleaning up the tables at the cafe.

I will post more of this later. I have a DVD at my house and will endure cringing at myself to bring you some quality clips… there’s probably one of K eating the burrito before the start of the play, too.

@hullaballoons Here is more Ktown Lore for you 

@cupcakelirry 

HEY! This is totally it!!! This is so freaking funny, especially since people have been saying I made this up. My cousin didn’t have any photos of herself in it, so I didn’t have any. I LOVE this!! You guys put on a REALLY amazing performance; I loved it! Thank you!

I guess the main thing I got wrong was that it was actually Puck on a longboard, not the teen on a skateboard but hey. I’m so glad you found this post!

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

Some reminders about Dr. King before tomorrow:

  • The United States Government was convicted in court of his murder.
  • He spoke out against police brutality, capitalism, and war.
  • He believed that white moderates were and are the greatest threat to civil rights, moreso than any hate group.
  • He was arrested over 10 times.
  • He was considered a dangerous radical by the majority of white Americans. 
  • He refused to condemn rioters, because “a riot is the language of the unheard.”
  • Any white person who voted for Trump who tries to use MLK or his words as a rhtetorical tactic to justify their bigotry and complain about people protesting can personally come to my apartment in the next 24 hours for an ass-kicking.

fleamontpotter:

In fact, as soon as Dryden’s note had arrived requesting a meeting, several investors had been invited to a presentation on Zemeni oil futures that had nothing to do with the fictional Johannus Rietveld. Of course, Van Eck and Dryden didn’t know that. The important thing was they believed they might lose their opportunity to invest. Nina was almost sorry she wouldn’t get a chance to hear Jesper hold forth on the resources market for an hour. 


   ‘Radmakker,’ said Van Eck. ‘You were there. You met with Rietveld.’    Radmakker’s nostrils flared.
  ‘I know nothing of this Mister Rietveld.’
‘But I saw you. We both saw you at the Geldrunner-’
 ‘I was there for a presentation on Zemeni oil futures. It was most peculiar, but what of it?’

hello yes I am still obsessed with imagining Jesper giving this presentation in Crooked Kingdom, had to draw it.