A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
i love when gansey’s like, “we’re all going to drive to the airport to get my old man friend and we’re all going to do it in my dumb unreliable novelty car that’s too small!” and no one is like “absolutely the fuck not.” gansey’s presumably the only one who has a reason to believe malory is going to roll up with a dog and a one-thousand-piece luggage set but it was already so stupid
13-year-old boy must save the world by unraveling an ancient Mayan prophecy
Zane must not only grapple with a family history that connects him to the Mayan gods, but with newly acquired knowledge that his ancestry may have something to do with a leg deformity that requires he use a cane — not the greatest reality for a middle schooler.
Feisty heroes, tricky gods, murderous demons, and spirited giants are just some of the pleasures that await in this fresh and funny take on Mayan mythology, as rich and delicious as a mug of authentic hot chocolate
The Storm Runner comes out on September 18, 2018.
HOLY FUCK IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THE RIORDAN PRESENTS BRAND YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT
(All of these screenshots are from the official riordan website btw)
THAT IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THING HE POSSIBLY COULD HAVE DONE WITH HIS POWER OMFG HE DIDNT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT EACH MYTHOLOGY SO HE GOT WRITERS FROM THOSE CULTURES THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF ANY WRITER DOING SO
I'd Much Rather Have a Dragon 