goonbuggy:

Pics that make you go hmmMMMMMMmmm

bipirate:

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

aph-wisconsin:

chickenkeeping:

HEY WE GOT IT

captainsnoop:

i honestly dont know what i would do if healthcare was free here. i feel like i’d go to the hospital and they’d put me in the government funded sickness scanner and they’d be like “holy fuck dude, you got like, syndromes and shit. how are you even walking around right now” and i’d be like “i dunno, i didn’t wanna bother anybody about it” 

moonlandingwasfaked:

sassyshoulderangel319:

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

that’s just how living in the mid west be

thatwriternamedvolk:

acerotiburon:

Soup recently went viral.

We wanted to make sure he can still sing his song…ya know, in case Ellen wants him on the show lol

I LOVE SOUP!!

forsimplicityssake:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

sounds like a dad to me