At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.
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“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”
The two ADHD moods:
– I can’t do it
– I can’t stop doing it
The two types of ADHD time:
– now
– not now
the two ADHD memory modes:
-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth
-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book
[…] Orla wasn’t wrong, of course. But what she didn’t realize about Blue and
her boys was that they were all in love with one another. She was no less obsessed with them than they
were with her, or one another, analyzing every conversation and gesture,
drawing out every joke into a longer and longer running gag, spending each
moment either with one another or thinking about when next they would be with
one another. Blue was perfectly aware that it was possible to have a friendship
that wasn’t all-encompassing, that wasn’t blinding, deafening, maddening, quickening.
It was just that now that she’d had this kind, she didn’t want the other.
it must have been a trip for Adam when he first met Gansey because this untouchable rich kid immediately unloads everything about his alternate life as a tomb raider trying to unearth the centuries-old mystery of Glendower and Adam is just, “sounds fake but i’m literally so starved of human interaction that i will now follow you to the ends of the earth in search of your super lost and super dead king”
The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
- Oh, my hand
- The parchment is very hairy
- Thank God it will soon be dark
- St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
- Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
- Oh d fuckin abbot
- Massive hangover
- Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
- Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
- If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
- I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
- Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
- 11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
- Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
- If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
Things I’ve done: gotten drunk and live snapped my yelling about the chronicles of Narnia movies
You know that episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob makes one small mistake and then just starts chanting, “SOILED IT” over and over again? That’s what it’s like to have anxiety.
When you don’t know anything about linguistics: The plural of “memorandum” is “memoranda”, why can’t people get it right
When you know a little about linguistics: The plural of “memorandum” should just be “memorandums” because that’s how people naturally say it, “memoranda” is just prescriptivism
When you know a lot about linguistics: Oh my god? So certain English words borrowed from Latin and Greek have competing plural forms, with one form using the English plural -s and the other using a borrowed Latin or Greek form? Do you realize how crazy that is – a language borrowing *inflectional morphology* from another language? And here the two competing plural forms have become markers of education, expertise, and social class, isn’t that incredible?
When you have a degree in linguistics and dgaf anymore: memorandibles
*whispering* danny phantom