marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

I was really out here thinking I stayed up until 3am and just lost track of time but it turns out that ben franklin himself broke into my house and personally moved my phone’s clock an hour forward like an asshole

anyone who replies with some bs about how “ben franklin didn’t actually create daylight savings time” or whatever should be less concerned with my historical inaccuracy and more concerned with someone who’s been dead for 200 years pulling a b&e

shit lads benjy got em