Les Amis as people from my school’s model UN

Enjolras: always making PowerPoints with font size 56 to passive-aggressively flash arguments across the room when he’s not allowed to talk
Combeferre: is VERY nearsighted but only puts glasses on to read the placard of a country so they can call them out By Name if they say something ignorant
Courfeyrac: shared a chair with another delegate for the whole meeting and refused to move despite numerous empty chairs surrounding them
Bahorel: always leaves 40 minutes early because model UN overlaps with their boxing practice
Bossuet: tried to parkour over a row of desks, tripped and ripped their already artfully ripped hipster distressed boyfriend jeans
Joly: “dinosaurs are NOT an endangered or at risk species”
Jehan: sits in the corner, always quiet, looking sad and contemplative. they’re playing Don’t touch the spikes on an iphone 5
Feuilly: has a speech-giving voice described as “white morgan freeman”
Grantaire: somehow convinced half the room to vote for a paper they didn’t agree with just so the meeting would be over faster
Marius: went to the bathroom, got locked out, missed a whole voting procedure

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