lovelyirony:

knightinironarmor:

knightinironarmor:

the “tony stark hogwarts house” debate is as fun as it is neverending but also consider: tony stark, a squib. utterly rejected by his dad. resorts to developing technology to make up for the wizarding conveniences he can’t get with a wand. tech wands and other wizarding accessibility devices for squibs everywhere. funds protection programs for homeless and rejected squib & muggleborn children. consider pro-squib inclusion activist tony stark

here’s this in honor of september 1st

this makes so much sense with his story as well?? like howard would probably have some amazing tech with the wizarding world, but Tony made it better. They said he couldn’t do it because he was a squib, but Tony just grins and says that stupid quote that all wizards and witches have come to hate: “Magic is just science you don’t understand yet.” He creates technology that can make things float, and he created a flying car without an enchantment, so ha Justin, suck on it. 

No acceptance to Hogwarts? No problem. He doesn’t necessarily care, because from what Steve says, the sorting hat would take ages for Tony. He goes to regular school and gets a degree in just about everything. He combines it with the wizarding world. For the first time in ages, squibs are finally getting a good name. 

He’s known as the man to go to. He sets up houses for fearful children who have been rejected because they show no magic ability, or something else. He is fierce, showing up to Ministry of Magic meetings in a sharply tailored suit. (Always American-made, just to piss them off a bit.) He and his friend Rhodey make sure that the people they have get good futures. 

They get into fields like physics and travel and all sorts of other fields because they think differently. They still have the influence of the wizarding world, no matter how much some of the wizarding world doesn’t want them to. They create a better future for all involved. And, as much as Tony always says it wasn’t him, they all know it was. (that’s why he finally gets his own chocolate frog card. he cries, and then realizes he’s the first squib to be on one.)