Men choose Hamlet because every man sees himself as a disinherited monarch. Women choose Alice [in Wonderland] because every woman sees herself as the only reasonable creature among crazy people who think they are disinherited monarchs.
Adam Gopnik (via currentboat)
I swallowed a lung I laughed so hard. Oh dear god I can’t breathe well. I miss my lung.
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I'd Much Rather Have a Dragon 