wtfzeus:

Hera: We should marry Aphrodite off. She’s
too irresistible, she’s going to cause problems.

Zeus: I thought so too. Which is why I gave
her to Hephaestus.

Hera: … You think marrying her off to one
of the ugliest gods going will keep Aphrodite from shagging everybody? Why?

Zeus: … because then she’ll be married?!?!

Hera:

Hera:

Hera:

Hera: You’re
married.