snapslikethis:

snapslikethis:

“I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and apologize for everything I’ve put him through.”  -JK Rowling

I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY IN THE SOUP AT THIS TABLE

harry: was it really necessary to kill my grandparents?

jk: plot device, harry.

harry: A BROOM CUPBOARD?

jk: they had to have sympathy for you

harry: tim. buttercup. sally. marry.

jk: what are you doing?

harry: I NAMED THE SPIDERS IN THE SODDING BROOM CLOSET, JOANNE

jk: oh

two hours later:

harry: thank you for giving me sass, at least

harry: downs his drink

jk: oh dear

harry: 

{pulls out order of the phoenix and opens it to chapter 35} let’s talk about what in the hell you were thinking when you wrote this chapter, please…

jk: i’m going to need to buy another bottle of wine, aren’t i?

harry: damn straight. keep ‘em coming. 

#amazing#this happened and you know it#‘MY HAND STILL HURTS JO’#‘umbridge had to be believable harry’#‘YOU KILLED EVERYONE CLOSE TO ME’#‘but like thank fuck I had ron tho’#‘what an awesome bloke’#‘you’re welcome harry’#‘BUT SNAPE’#‘oh no here we go’#‘WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING’#‘every series needs a creep harry’#harry despondently folds his arms and sniffs and turns away#Jo thinks that he’s broken#but then#he turns around#slides Jo twenty bucks across the table#‘so. how about that seven book marauders series eh?’#’harry…’#’THE FANDOM IS ANGRY JO’#’I can’t…’#’why not?’#’I’m sorry…’#’BUT JO YOU HAVE TO’#’and why is that?’#’YOU KILLED THEM ALL JO THIS IS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO’#harry#jk rowling#I love this ok  (via alrightpotter)

ALL THIS AND MORE

the restaurant’s been closed for four hours:

very drunk harry: and ‘nother fing

very drunk jo: hmmm

very drunk harry: starts weeping. do- hiccups. dobby.

jo bursts into tears.

harry passes out.

he wakes up the next morning with a lipstick print on his forehead and her secret ao3 account scrawled on the coaster. she’s written him a dobby lives au.