wittybookdragon:

All of the Marauders in a car, absolutely wankered because ‘oh sure people are not supposed to drive drunk – it said nothing about WIZARDS driving drunk!’
Of course they’re pulled over and when the officer reaches the car there’s a huge fucking stag at the wheel, a wolf-dog in the back with a rat sat on its head and a furious Remus Lupin in the passenger seat.
“I can’t – *sigh* – I really can’t explain this”