hedwig-dordt:

knitmeapony:

tanoraqui:

knitmeapony:

ravenclawslibrary:

smurflewis:

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

how are you an authority to give a “pro-tip” in a situation like this, knitmeapony. where have you been and what have you seen.

Listen, no really, listen tanoraqui, I can’t say much, but:

1) Athena writes a bitchin’ NDA

2) If somebody takes the time to tell you “Nobody is waiting to ambush you” stop and think about why they might say that kind of thing

3) All dogs like to play fetch, and the Spear of Achilles is technically a stick

4) If you’re going to challenge the lord of the underworld to a game for your soul, try a cooperative one like Arkham Horror.  It’s worth the lifted eyebrow.

I think we have a winner